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INTERNET DATING AT ITS BEST/WORST
INTERNET DATING AT ITS BEST/WORST
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Crabs I know just what you're thinking. This is a post all about taking a date for Joe's Stone Crabs in Miami Beach. Well... you're wrong!Crabs are small wingless (thank G-d) insects also known as pubic lice. That is not a misprint – pubic lice – there is no such thing as public lice. Both men and women can get crabs from sexual contact so I guess, in a way, they are public lice.You can also get crabs from contaminated clothing or bedding as well at some really good seafood restaurants (like Joe's in Miami Beach - stay out of the bathroom). The main symptom is itching of the groin and ...
No one likes to talk about this stuff, so I guess that means I have to be the one.This may be the scariest post on this blog, so if you prefer to be an ostrich, skip ahead.All of you paranoid schizophrenic, hypochondriacs who don’t want to spend the rest of your life suffering from some plague-like disease, should also skip this post and don’t even consider dating. You may want to go for the inflatable doll, and even then, use protection unless you’re sure it’s made from virgin vinyl.I feel sorry for all of us in the dating world. It's a scary and dangerous place. And it's especiall ...
Yes!Some posts are meant to be short and to the point. However, I realize you need more elaboration on this topic than a simple "yes," so let’s explore the nature of the beast/lecher.99.99% of all pornography is bought by men. 99.9999% of all prostitution is men procuring women. That should tell you something about the lecherous nature of men. But it is not the whole story by any means. You see that while men are much more physical in relationships, they are also very much more vulnerable to the vagaries of sexuality.There are several types of men and it is important for you women to ...
When men enter the dating game, they may have a pleasant surprise that many of the women they meet want to actually have a lot of sex.This is a foreign concept for many previously married men. You see, if they had such women in their lives when they were married, there’s a good chance they wouldn’t get divorced while experiencing this kind of nirvana. There are very few couples who were having mutually great sex and got divorced! Remember, this appetite for sex found in single women is not universal, but Darwin’s laws are definitely in play. Women who have no interest in sex are no ...
With all the talk about first kisses and first sex, we may have overlooked the need to find the right person to kiss and have sex with. You need to find the person with all the desirable traits you want in a mate.Desirable traits are a personal thing. However there are some universal traits you may want to consider in your new mate. If you have trouble relating to many of these good traits you may just be a poor candidate for a relationship.When you read a well-written profile, you will find all the desirable traits that are supposed to let you find eternal bliss. Since it is my job to guid ...
I don’t know why, but the title of this post sounds like a Sylvester Stallone movie. If I was as smart as Stallone, I could get eight or nine posts out of this one theme. I could call each post like, "Rocky Sex," I through VIII. That's right, the first sex can be rocky and we'll get to that.Anyway, as noted in the kissing post, we are all pretty much no longer virgins, so sex should not be quite as hard as it was when we were sixteen in the days before free love.Many people today are products of the free love generation and have a healthy, modern attitude about sex allowing them ...
Here we go with another “First,” The First Kiss.The first kiss has always been difficult for most people other than rapists, pillagers and invaders. For those of us who have been more or less civilized and socialized, there is a protocol to the first kiss that is understood to exist, yet not very well understood. Does that makes any sense to you?While your parents may have made an attempt to teach you about the birds-and-the-bees, they didn't likely go into the first kiss as they probably didn't know what to tell you.It is important to remember that we live in a world of double standard ...
There comes a time on every Internet date that you have to decide yes or no and how you are going to end the encounter.You should make every effort to be kind and compassionate if you want to reject a relationship with this person. Remember, there are some pretty lonely people out there, including you after a few months of not finding the right one. So be nice even if the picture they posted was not anything like what they look like in person. Remember this is Internet dating and it's not always what you see or expect. If they were less than honest, you may be ready to jump ship at the mom ...
Conversation shouldn’t be such a difficult thing to do, but there are some rules you need to follow.Don’t show yourself to be an idiot, a braggart, a pompous ass, a know-it-all, or a dolt.Try not to express your views on religion or politics and never tell them about the vast fortune they could share with you if you were to marry them.If you’re smart let them begin. If they, too, read this book and took this advice you’ll have a nice time staring at each other and you never mess up on all those rules in the first paragraph above. This should be the perfect moment to practice the sil ...
Okay, you made the first contact by phone, email, carrier pigeon or whatever manner you picked. Now it’s time to meet.For all of you neophytes, Starbucks seems to be the meeting place for the Internet date first encounter. There’s a Starbucks on every corner, it’s a public place, and it's safer than a Motel 6 or the parking lot of a convenience store in the woods for your first meeting. You can go to any public setting, but for some reason, Starbucks seems popular, trendy and cool, so you want to pick that kind of place.The difficult part for me is that I don’t drink coffee and each ...